A Fortuneteller's Words....

Had my first fortune telling at e funeral, e fortune teller for some strange reason was being procured there by my Aunt.
Enthusiastic Mum dragged me over, she gave me a ominous look over her half moon spects.
Here goes the conversation:

Fortune-teller: She has the Confucius element in her. She can study and will absorb well. She should not just rest contented and should continue to pursue her studies.

An excited Mum: Yes! Yes, I've always felt so myself. Throws me a reproachful look.

Me: slides down in my seat (I was certainly nt lookin forward to more studies)

Fortune-teller: *Gives me a severe look* It's your own life. U should not just follow the herd and give up your ambitions. It's in you to study more so u should make the best out of your life.

Mum: Eagerly broaches e next topic...Wad about her marital chances?

Fortune-teller: Looks hard into my face, gives a satisfying nod.
She will choose people, not the other way round.

Mum: Evidently veri pleased and positively beaming.. Really? She'll choose from a lot ah?

Fortune-teller: Yes, you can just ask her, She'll tell u herself. No worries about that at all. But she's not the type to want to settle down early, too many choices and can't seem to decide what she wants.

Me: So when will i get married?

Fortune-teller: *Shakes her head disapprovingly* You have no cause to worry abt tt at all, u should care more for your future. Think for your career.

Me: gives an inward "Bleah!" Looks ard n manages to slink away nw tt Mum has decided to move on frm me to asking the fortune teller for premonitions of her future.

That spelled e end of the first ever fortune telling session I had.
Interesting.