Fighting the noon snoozie in e confines of HSS lib..
Yeap, trying hard nt to subcumb to e noon snoozie cuz i am gg to be so dead for Lock.
N here i am, typing away at e com, okie, tis will be short!
Snitched tis frm Jen's blog n well...after reading it thr, i muz say tt i'm a perfect syncretic blend of Miss Best Fren, Miss Independent, Miss Loyal, Miss Secure, Miss Personality n most of all Miss Right for you. hahahhaa..n yeah! I think I'm Miss StraightForward too!
By e way, I hate Miss Sweet...
Okie, so why am i still single??
alrite, done with being crazy, back to Lock n i hven't packed my bags nor changed my currency, aaahhhhhhh!!!!!
1- Miss Sweet
>Miss Sweet is a woman who's positive, content with her life, always upbeat -- and just a blast to be around. She's a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She's always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her. Miss Sweets are usually snapped up out of the dating market right away, so they're pretty rare. But if you can find one, you've got a real treasure on your hands.
>
>2- Miss Equality
>This type of woman is a true feminist -- not one of the radical man-haters, or the hypocritical pseudo-feminists who think that equality means "I demand equal rights and an equal salary, but a man still has to pay for me." The Miss Equalitys of the world genuinely like men, and understand that equality means equality across the board, from holding the door open to fighting on the front lines. They believe that a relationship should be a 50/50 partnership, and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses -- just because it's the right thing to do.
>
>3- Miss Sexual
>You should be so lucky to encounter one of these! Miss Sexual loves men and loves sex -- and makes no bones about it. She's not selling it, she's not using it as a tool to manipulate men -- she just naturally craves it. Miss Sexual is not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, who suffers from psychological problems -- rather, she has somehow bypassed the female societal training of auctioning off the use of her vagina to the highest bidder. F! or this reason, most other women hate her, because she's giving it away free of charge. But men love her because she's a free spirit who's actually honest about her sex drive. Very rare, but worth searching the ends of the earth for.*DUN LIE*
>
>4- Miss Best Friend
>Closely aligned with Miss Sweet, Miss Best Friend is another joy to be around. She's the kind of woman you're totally in sync with -- you like the same things, watch the same TV shows, enjoy going to the same places. You can spend five minutes with her and think you've known her for years. She's always on your side, laughs at all your jokes, and calls you just to say "hi" because she genuinely misses you. She's great just to hang with. A word of warning, though -- with Miss Best
>Friend, you have to make your sexual interest known from day one because if she gets it into her head that you are going to be "just friends," it's almost impossible to change her mind.**FAVOURITEST*
>
>5- Miss Straightforward
>This is the type of woman who knows how to communicate. With Miss Straightforward, there are no games, no expecting men to be mind readers, no behavior based on ridiculous, female-biased advice from articles in Cosmo or The Rules. Miss Straightforward will pick up the phone and ask you out. She will do what she says she will do -- not say one thing and do just the opposite. Although she may be blunt at times, at least you'll know where you stand and you'll never have
>to spend hours trying to decode contradictory or emotion-based female behavior.
>
>6- Miss Independent
>This is a good woman to find if you don't have a lot of time to invest in a relationship or you're the type of guy who needs a lot of space. Miss Independent has a real life of her own and is happily going in her own positive direction. She's the type who wants a man in her life, but doesn't need a man in her life. And she certainly isn't looking for men to solve all her problems or blame when things don't go her way.
>
>7- Miss Loyal
>Miss Loyal will never cheat on you or constantly be on the lookout for a "better deal." When you go out, she won't be scanning the room for other guys, but will keep her attention focused on you, the man in her life. She's also more apt to stick around if times get tough.
>
>8- Miss No Pressure
>While many women are chomping at the bit to get married, Miss No Pressure hasn't fallen prey to any such agenda. She's happy just to be with you. So you don't get any, "Where is our relationship going?", or hint-dropping about the future, or window-shopping at the jewelry store. She may want to get married at some point, but she's in no hurry -- she thinks that if it happens, it will just happen naturally.
>
>9- Miss Secure
>Miss Secure accepts herself as she is and is comfortable with her good points, as well as her bad. And she feels the same about you. Miss Secure doesn't need constant attention to shore up a sagging ego, has tons of self-esteem, and is always going in her own positive direction.
>
>10- Miss Personality
>Miss Personality is a great find. She might not be up for first prize in a beauty contest (although she could be), but her intelligence, wit and sparkling presence just light up the room, and she draws people like a magnet. Her personality is so charming that it easily overcomes any deficiencies she might have in the looks department, just because she's so great to be! with.*F AVOURITE*
>
>11- Miss Low Maintenance
>The rarest of the rare, Miss Low Maintenance is the most atypical of modern women. She really doesn't care about how much money you have -- she just likes you for yourself and not for what she can take from you. She's likely to be a true feminist, and will gladly pay her share of the dating expenses. If you can find a Miss Low Maintenance, hang on to her for dear life!
>
>12- Miss Right For You
>A lot of guys choose women who are "arm candy" -- good-looking trophy girlfriends who bolster their status among other men or counteract their own
>insecurities. That's all well and good, but if you find a woman who makes you happy, regardless of looks, age or social status -- or what any other guy thinks -- then you have definitely won at the mating game.
>
>It's sad to say, but these types of women are becoming more and more scarce in today's world, so if you can find one of them, you'd better be prepared to act fast, because every other guy out there wants her, too. But if you keep this list in mind, and keep your eyes open, you just might get lucky!
>
>bon chance!
N here i am, typing away at e com, okie, tis will be short!
Snitched tis frm Jen's blog n well...after reading it thr, i muz say tt i'm a perfect syncretic blend of Miss Best Fren, Miss Independent, Miss Loyal, Miss Secure, Miss Personality n most of all Miss Right for you. hahahhaa..n yeah! I think I'm Miss StraightForward too!
By e way, I hate Miss Sweet...
Okie, so why am i still single??
alrite, done with being crazy, back to Lock n i hven't packed my bags nor changed my currency, aaahhhhhhh!!!!!
1- Miss Sweet
>Miss Sweet is a woman who's positive, content with her life, always upbeat -- and just a blast to be around. She's a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She's always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her. Miss Sweets are usually snapped up out of the dating market right away, so they're pretty rare. But if you can find one, you've got a real treasure on your hands.
>
>2- Miss Equality
>This type of woman is a true feminist -- not one of the radical man-haters, or the hypocritical pseudo-feminists who think that equality means "I demand equal rights and an equal salary, but a man still has to pay for me." The Miss Equalitys of the world genuinely like men, and understand that equality means equality across the board, from holding the door open to fighting on the front lines. They believe that a relationship should be a 50/50 partnership, and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses -- just because it's the right thing to do.
>
>3- Miss Sexual
>You should be so lucky to encounter one of these! Miss Sexual loves men and loves sex -- and makes no bones about it. She's not selling it, she's not using it as a tool to manipulate men -- she just naturally craves it. Miss Sexual is not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, who suffers from psychological problems -- rather, she has somehow bypassed the female societal training of auctioning off the use of her vagina to the highest bidder. F! or this reason, most other women hate her, because she's giving it away free of charge. But men love her because she's a free spirit who's actually honest about her sex drive. Very rare, but worth searching the ends of the earth for.*DUN LIE*
>
>4- Miss Best Friend
>Closely aligned with Miss Sweet, Miss Best Friend is another joy to be around. She's the kind of woman you're totally in sync with -- you like the same things, watch the same TV shows, enjoy going to the same places. You can spend five minutes with her and think you've known her for years. She's always on your side, laughs at all your jokes, and calls you just to say "hi" because she genuinely misses you. She's great just to hang with. A word of warning, though -- with Miss Best
>Friend, you have to make your sexual interest known from day one because if she gets it into her head that you are going to be "just friends," it's almost impossible to change her mind.**FAVOURITEST*
>
>5- Miss Straightforward
>This is the type of woman who knows how to communicate. With Miss Straightforward, there are no games, no expecting men to be mind readers, no behavior based on ridiculous, female-biased advice from articles in Cosmo or The Rules. Miss Straightforward will pick up the phone and ask you out. She will do what she says she will do -- not say one thing and do just the opposite. Although she may be blunt at times, at least you'll know where you stand and you'll never have
>to spend hours trying to decode contradictory or emotion-based female behavior.
>
>6- Miss Independent
>This is a good woman to find if you don't have a lot of time to invest in a relationship or you're the type of guy who needs a lot of space. Miss Independent has a real life of her own and is happily going in her own positive direction. She's the type who wants a man in her life, but doesn't need a man in her life. And she certainly isn't looking for men to solve all her problems or blame when things don't go her way.
>
>7- Miss Loyal
>Miss Loyal will never cheat on you or constantly be on the lookout for a "better deal." When you go out, she won't be scanning the room for other guys, but will keep her attention focused on you, the man in her life. She's also more apt to stick around if times get tough.
>
>8- Miss No Pressure
>While many women are chomping at the bit to get married, Miss No Pressure hasn't fallen prey to any such agenda. She's happy just to be with you. So you don't get any, "Where is our relationship going?", or hint-dropping about the future, or window-shopping at the jewelry store. She may want to get married at some point, but she's in no hurry -- she thinks that if it happens, it will just happen naturally.
>
>9- Miss Secure
>Miss Secure accepts herself as she is and is comfortable with her good points, as well as her bad. And she feels the same about you. Miss Secure doesn't need constant attention to shore up a sagging ego, has tons of self-esteem, and is always going in her own positive direction.
>
>10- Miss Personality
>Miss Personality is a great find. She might not be up for first prize in a beauty contest (although she could be), but her intelligence, wit and sparkling presence just light up the room, and she draws people like a magnet. Her personality is so charming that it easily overcomes any deficiencies she might have in the looks department, just because she's so great to be! with.*F AVOURITE*
>
>11- Miss Low Maintenance
>The rarest of the rare, Miss Low Maintenance is the most atypical of modern women. She really doesn't care about how much money you have -- she just likes you for yourself and not for what she can take from you. She's likely to be a true feminist, and will gladly pay her share of the dating expenses. If you can find a Miss Low Maintenance, hang on to her for dear life!
>
>12- Miss Right For You
>A lot of guys choose women who are "arm candy" -- good-looking trophy girlfriends who bolster their status among other men or counteract their own
>insecurities. That's all well and good, but if you find a woman who makes you happy, regardless of looks, age or social status -- or what any other guy thinks -- then you have definitely won at the mating game.
>
>It's sad to say, but these types of women are becoming more and more scarce in today's world, so if you can find one of them, you'd better be prepared to act fast, because every other guy out there wants her, too. But if you keep this list in mind, and keep your eyes open, you just might get lucky!
>
>bon chance!
8 Comments:
Enjoy your holidays!
Hahah, most of all "Miss Right for You"? Good thing ur attractive.
Im distasteful of Miss Sweets also, makes one diabetic.
Kev
hahaha, thanks Kev, I luv u! hahaha...Soph, pls dun kill me...
Ehem...I should have a copyright laws soon hehe :) But glad u guys enjoyed it. Hey why u dun like Ms. Sweet? I think I'm 1 lei. But I'm oso a combi of Ms. Equality, Low-maintenance and Best Fren and Ms. Right for u! Ohohoho...
I know why you're still single, cos you're not Miss Sexual!!! hahahahahaha, qn for you: what's the thing guys think of the MOST??? ;P
na
Miss U (no pun intended)
- A feminist fighting for her rights in a male-dominated world - confident, strong, brave and intelligent. Yet, at the same time, silly enough to make childish mistakes, e.g. scalding her hand in the same manner and same situation repeatedly over a short period of time. A fitness guru of the new millenium who taps into the new stream of health-consciousness in society. Yet, a greedy little girl who craves for Roti-Boy, tuna sandwiches, honey stars and other not-so-healthy food. Unwilling to accept blatant help from puffed-up male egos, but eludes a mysterious teddy-bear-like charm which makes guys want to take care of her. In short, a culmination of ying and yang which both attracts and distances people of the opposite sex. Which is why u're still single =p
Stupid Na...u burnt ur brain whilst suntanning ah, but haha, i think guys think of 2 things!
FOOD and SEX!!!! They're jus primitive cave creatures, let's forgive them....
N Jen..hee hee, I hate Miss Sweet cuz guys lurve her n nt me! Ain't tt a gd enuff reason?? Miss Sweet's e reason why Miss Sour (me) is still single n available, hahahah..
Lastly, ermm..Edward?
hahah, tt was veri sweet of u, okie, nw, i luv u more than Kev..n i dun exude a mysterious teddy bear like charm, it's witch like charm!
Hmm..just saw ur reply to my post now. Well...ok but i beg to differ. dun think guys like Ms Sweet they like Ms Sour like u!!! hahaha which explains my single-hood.
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