Happy CNY!

Slept reallie early last nite, din hv e habit of sleeping late to shou ye..haha, n Mummy KO even earlier than me....My tummy feels a tad bit queasy, perhaps too much gd food plus I'm developing a horrid cough, due to all those millions of orangies I've been cramming down my throat. I've sworn off them, I hate to sound like a foghorn, my angelic voice wud be so much tarnished. Scrambled up at 330 am, eagerly awaiting my show but heck, they dun show it on New Yr's day so went back to bed, missing e morn run I wanted to squeeze in on CNY. One nvr noes...jus as e old saying they hv abt wearing one's shirt inside out n walking backwards out to a cross rds n once e clock struck 12 on Halloween's nite, one'll ged to meet a real life witch! Gosh, imagine tt so i tot perhaps if i go for an early morn run on Chinese New Yr's Day, i might jus run into Mr Rooster dressed up in splendid, resplendent finery preparing to squeeze his fat ass into e newly vacant throne of the yr. Haha...i cracked myself up again, imagine running into an overwt, clumsy golden bird decked in ridiculous, garish garments at e crack of dawn. I think i'll ask e bird whether it's down with bird flu n advise it to go to e doc.

Anyway, gt woken up at 7 plus by Mums chatting on e fone with Aunt. Gt up n made bkf, disgustin toasted peanut butter sandwiches tt i made, cud see Mum trying diplomatically to swallow those slabs of concrete down. I so wanted to bake a cake today. Baking complements me jus abt as well as Mao with democracy but after hearing Shuhui's prowess in e kitchen, she bakes trays n trays of pineapple tarts for her relatives n frens, i tot i shud ged in touch with my feminine side, I hv one, of cuz! Heck, I had e highest marks in econs when i was in sec sch, but haha...tt was onli in theory. For practical, i rem tt me n Juan were perenially being condemned to e sink where e two of us wud be slavishingly washing dishes n forbidded frm gg near e cooking area, i din even noe hw to switch on e oven! Eh, back to cake baking, why din i do it? Oh...cuz i din hv some of e ingredients, i wanted to bake Lemon Glazed Cake, ferreted tt recipe frm Joyofbaking.com, woot! One of my fave websites, i hv 3...Ladieshome journal.com, Runnersworld.com n tis baking website. But thinking back of e time when i tried e supposedly idiotproof Betty Crocker cookies mix n i still managed to screw them up, they turned out looking like little pieces of shit, albeit nice smelling shit...will badger Shuhui to impart some baking tips to me n i am gonna wear more pinksey stuff, realised I was being color stereotyped by Kev n Soph when i wore pink tt day n those 2 were making so much noise over it. okie, so I'm a black/white/army or olive green kinda person, tt doesn't make me dull or boring! Pink is jus a tad too girlish for me though i quite like e color, I hv pink cushions, a pink banana boat couch n pink piglet bedroom slippers in my rm! Wad else? Ooh..my hair brush is pink too n so is my laundry basket! There!

Read Nat's blog, stupid ger, she announced my quirk in her blog, tt wud be so damaging to e perfect ger image I hv erected abt myself, haha...n yeah, i dun like diamonds, i'll rather they gif me money then I can go splurge on a treadmill, I want a Lifefitness one, they cost ard e same as tt of e Solitaire diamond (I think?) I dun like accessories, e onli accessory I like r earrings so perhaps diamond earrings ain't tt bad. But a treadmill wud be better, at least tt can ensure tt i hv bouts of endorphin highs every single day, ain't tt sheer blissful happiness? I like mirrors though...i hv 4 mirrors in my rm alone, all of varying sizes n my latest planned acquisition gonna e a full length mirror frm Ikea, oredi hv one in my rm but figured one more wudn't hurt, hiakzzz...I'm nt narcisstic like Nat, rather, i'm more interested in e workings of e principles of reflection n refraction, hoho.

Realised e freq with which i've been hitting e loo is rather alarming n disturbing, seems like everytime i chow down a pineapple tart, choco chip oatmeal cookie or wad other CNY goodies, e next moment will see me running to e loo to deposit some rather disgusting gunk. It cud hv been all those CNY treats wrecking havoc in my tummy or perhaps my bowels fancied a bout of springcleaning for e festive season or even a dash of malicious joke by e makers of those CNY sweets who decided to celeb April's fool early by sloshing in some laxative into e goodies. Wadever...i might as well tear e toilet bowl out n hang it round my neck whilst making CNY visitations,oh well..look on e bright side, that cud stimulate my metabolic rate, at e rate I'm running to e loo, i might even detect teeny weeny undigested fragments of pineapple tarts or cashew sugee in the heaps of gunk...Great, I'm grossing myself out..enuff!

Almost 10 nw, i better start grinding my way thr my bk for US Intellect history, Happy Cny to all u cronies out there, stuff ur tummies n pockets! Taz..